I'm officially old
No, I didn't have a birthday. But someone broke into my car and didn't steal my CDs. Come on, they don't suck that much! Oh, and they weren't interested in the leashes and dog cookies in the glove compartment, either.
What did they steal? A package of toilet paper that I had forgotten to bring inside. Maybe it was a toileting emergency, not theft.
(The car's fine. One of the doors just didn't latch. My own damned fault.)
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4 Comments:
Oh Jess, that sucks, but you did report it in such an amusing manner.
Lets face it Jess, nobody would have stolen your CDs when you were younger either.
Was it good quality toilet paper? That stuff can fetch a pretty penny on the black (brown?) market.
Maybe it wasn't your cds that sucked; maybe the thieves have bad taste in music. :)
Keven got pissed off when, in 1999, someone broke into our car and took CDs he KNEW they wouldn't listen to. A Suede B-side, one by Blur... Sorry about the break-in tho - pisses a body off something fierce.
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