Stuff that I just don't care about

Lately, it would seem that there are those who believe I've become invisible and/or deaf. This is annoying. It has also led me to develop a (partial, I'm sure) list of stuff that I just don't care about:

• panty lines
• the latest fashions
• getting older
  
• hair color
• the state of fingernails or toenails
• the lives of celebrities
• dieting obsessions
  
• how much stuff other people have
• religion
• sensationalized crimes
• status

Some selected commentary:

If panty lines bother you, wear looser clothes or go without panties. Or, get over yourself. No one's looking at your ass.

You will get older. There is nothing you can do about this. Well, there is a very effective way to stop the aging process: die. It will also solve the problem of your hair going grey, which, depending on genetics, is probably also inevitable.

Celebrities are just people. They may be prettier people, but they're just people. I've met some celebrities. Some are nice, some are idiots, just like everyone else. They're not special, they're just famous.

If you want to lose weight, eat fewer calories than you use. You can go on an all-chocolate diet and this forumla will still work. You can eat anything in the world that you like, and this will still work - you just probably will have to eat less of it than you'd like. What won't work is bitching about your weight while you eat a meal that could feed a small family.

Kidnappings and murders happen to people who aren't blonde and pretty, too, you know.