My very first evil robot slave

I always assumed, when I was little, that when I grew up, I would be surrounded by robot minions, all clamoring to do my evil bidding. No such luck.

However, I have acquired my very first evil robot slave, called Scooter*.

Scooter is a Roomba, and he excels at dirt. In the above photo, he's hoovering up the kitchen. He even tackles Cordy's fur when she's blowing her coat, so he's a great help.

I recommend you get your own robot slave.


*Why "Scooter"? Because he sucks.